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The 10 Commandments of Sheogorath
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 The 10 Commandments of Sheogorath The 10 Commandments of Sheogorath by the Prophet of Seldon Anual
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Only our Lord Sheogorath can grow a beard,anyone dares defie his will, be punished by death.
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Our Lord Sheogorath has given us the scared gift of cheese and that's what are Lord wants anyone caught eating sin shall be punished by death.
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Our Lord Sheogorath wants us to show him are faith by praying to Yarn, Lesser Soul Gem and Lettuce every Sunday, if you defie this commandment it is punishable by death.
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Our Lord Sheogorath gave us the gift of men and woman and we can show are faith by adultery , If anyone is caught sleeping with the same person 2 nights in a week is punishable by sleeping with the Grumites.
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Our Lord Sheogorath gave us the gift of books and shall we read only his words and praises of our Lord Sheogorath any one who defies this rule is punishable by death
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There are though who are corrupted by evil and our Lord Sheogorath wants us to purge these lands of corruption and evil and save as many from such evil if anyone objects to the purges of evil they shall be punished by death
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The Lord Sheogorath has given you the gift of taste, you shall not abuse this gift with any drink except for the waters of the isles as they have been enlighted by our Lord anyone who is caught drinking sin shall be punished by death
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Our Lord gave us life and we will not abuse it, If you commit suicide it is punishable by death
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Our Lord Sheogorath gave us the gift of clothes we shall not abuse this and wear only our robes tailored from the blessed land its self, if any one is caught wearing sin they shall be punished.
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Our Lord Sheogorath is the only Lord and god anyone worshipping false gods will be punished by death
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Re: The 10 Commandments of Sheogorath The one which gt me laughing was the "Our Lord gave us life and we will not abuse it, If you commit suicide it is punishable by death" Lol, commiting suicide is punishable by death...
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Re: The 10 Commandments of Sheogorath hehe yep  all quite humorus really but that one got me laughing too, the one bout grumites was humorus too, bit confusing though biulding
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Re: The 10 Commandments of Sheogorath ok I made the Grumites one more understandabe now(I think)
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